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Sunday, April 16th, 2006
11:38 am
Wednesday, April 12th, 2006
1:31 am
N00bie :P
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Current Mood: awake
Tuesday, April 11th, 2006
11:59 pm
(Azper) I think the racoon is the second coolest named animal of all animals
(Azper) first one being the Armadillo ofcourse
(Azper) sounds like a sexual aid that's been equipped with weapons

Current Mood: amused
Sunday, January 29th, 2006
12:36 am
(harynutz) stupid faggot dicks are for chicks
(+Trogdor) actually faggot dicks are for gays... gay guys all over would be pissed off knowing that chicks are getting dicks that are rightfully theirs
Thursday, December 1st, 2005
8:16 pm
(+Sheep05) whats The Night Before Christmas
(+Sheep05) sounds very american
(@Morden|TNBC) A movie, by Tim Burton
(+Sheep05) ..
(+Sheep05) :O
(+Sheep05) oh...
(+Sheep05) who?
(+Sheep05) the home improvement guy?

Current Mood: chipper
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005
9:01 am
(@TheLuggage) holy fuck me~
(+PinkLeopard) :O
• +PinkLeopard fucks luggy, w/teh JESUS cock
(@TheLuggage) O_o
(+kukuu) O_o!
(+PinkLeopard) X)
(@TheLuggage) at least you didn't say "teh POPE cock"
(@TheLuggage) :X
(+PinkLeopard) O_O
(+PinkLeopard) naw, that one's for teh boyz


Current Mood: GAHH!!
Thursday, November 3rd, 2005
12:15 am
[zzzspawn]: hi
[@whipsmart]: OMG HI..!! LOLZZZ
[zzzspawn]: wazzup
[@whipsmart]: OMG NUTHIN..!!11
[zzzspawn]: ok
[@whipsmart]: OMG R U HAWT??
[zzzspawn]: no
[@whipsmart]: I LEIK HAWT
[@whipsmart]: I R TEH HAWT
[zzzspawn]: OMG you leik hawt??
[@whipsmart]: Why are you being redundant, sir? I find your responses pendantic and superfluous
[zzzspawn]: okey
[zzzspawn]: sorry then
[zzzspawn]: i gotto go
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
8:10 pm
(@Domi-Nate) CecilBcrying
(@MrWolf) naw
(@X-LP) lmao
(@MrWolf) he is not a pussy
(@SucculentFetus) he's just a fool
(@MrWolf) he just licks them
(@MrWolf) though they say
(@MrWolf) you are what you eat
(@Domi-Nate) lol
(@X-LP) im a dick -.-


Current Mood: Hehehe
Saturday, October 15th, 2005
1:31 pm
[love_is_bless]: Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to new understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom. Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon. They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same.

[@whipsmart]: and some people come in to chat rooms and spout melodramatic crap to get attention...
Thursday, October 13th, 2005
9:38 pm
I bet emunization is painful...
(+theluggage) what you're sick again... see if you can order a better emune system online ffs >_<
(+whipsmart) immune... if I ordered an emune system they would wonder what I was gonna do with an emu...
(+theluggage) e-mune system is the newest patch/upgrade for the iMmune system...it's got a lot of cool features such as special "tar pockets" in the lungs for smokers to prevent cancer and a new no-drip nose with easy to clean snot tray that clears out the nasal cavities automatically and freeze drys and vacu-packs it for disposal.
(+whipsmart) to continue this analogy, it is probably not virus-protected... BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Current Mood: sick
Sunday, October 9th, 2005
5:35 pm
what the hell did I walk into...
(+AdamDanyluck) my ass has been abused by a chinese knife
(+^^erez^^) japanese
(+^^erez^^) japanese
(@theluggage) *Japanese*
(+^^erez^^) japanese knife
(+AdamDanyluck) same thing when its up your ass
(+AdamDanyluck) painful, and sharp


Current Mood: confused
Thursday, July 14th, 2005
2:15 pm
Wit Challenge...lol
  <W_o_W> i know five
  <W_o_W> ok
  <Chou> good
  <Chou> you learned when you were young?
  <W_o_W> yeah
  <Chou> so what are they
  <W_o_W> english,spanish,arabic,papimento,and portuguese
  <Chou> huh jazz
  <jazzmine> oh
  <Chou> what is pappimento?
  <jazzmine> your english is very good i think
  <Chou> :S
  <thx1138> a pappimento is the small red thing that goes in an olive
  <Chou> lol
  <Chou> is this a launguage too?
  <WhipSmart> thx, that's a Pimento
  <W_o_W> lolzzz
  <jazzmine> lol
  <Chou> lol
  <thx1138> well excuse the hell out of me... trying for a little wit there
  <WhipSmart> well excuse the hell out of me for doing the same thing

  <jazzmine> pappimento is some kind of dialec language wow?
  <W_o_W> papimento is the official languge in the n.a islands of caribe
  <W_o_W> its a mix of many languages

Current Mood: cheerful
Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005
10:44 am
CyberSexed by a Geek ...! :o
* hilarious..........a must read for all ........ !   p.s. "don't forget to laugh neneluggage :D"

Geek:  Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

SeXXy: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

Geek: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny.

SeXXy: I want you! Would you like to screw me?


SeXXy: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.

Geek: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.

SeXXy: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

Geek: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.

SeXXy: I'm moaning softly.

Geek: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

SeXXy: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

Geek: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidentallyrips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.

That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

Geek:  I'll pay for it.

SeXXy: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.

I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?

I take your hand and kiss it softly... I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

Geek: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

SeXXy: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

Geek: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.

Geek: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

SeXXy: What?

Geek: I'm so sorry. Really.

SeXXy: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

SeXXy: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing you hard tool.

Geek: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

SeXXy: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take of my panties!
Geek: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you... ummm... wait a minute.

SeXXy: What's the matter?

Geek: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!

SeXXy: Are you OK?

Geek: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.

SeXXy: Can I help?

Geek: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

SeXXy: Come back to me lover.

Geek: I'm washing the cup now.

SeXXy: I'm on the bed arching for you.

I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?

Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

I found it.

I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly

Me too.

Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately our naked bodies pressing each other.

Geek: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

SeXXy: Why don't you take off your glasses?

Geek: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.

SeXXy: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.

Hurry back, lover!

I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

SeXXy: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Geek: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

SeXXy: What's the matter now?

Geek: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

SeXXy: Mmmm, yes. Come on.

OK, now I'm going to put my...you know...thing... in your... you know...woman's thing.

Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

SeXXy: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!

Geek: I'm flaccid.


Geek: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

SeXXy: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.

Geek: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener is all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

SeXXy: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.

: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.

SeXXy: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.

Geek: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

SeXXy: Go to hell! I'm logging off, you loser!

Geek: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooooo!

SeXXy: Bye!!!

Current Mood: amused
Wednesday, June 15th, 2005
10:43 am
Not Always fun & games in IRC....
I was invited by the owner of #mirclife ....'twas the only reason why I even bothered going into that channel...
I got along with everyone 'cept maybe 3 of them that I knew for sure and one...'theluggage' who caught me totally by surprise....I always knew she didn't like me much ....but she would still make the usual effort once in  awhile to chat & be nice from time to time & I had never seen her really type anything bad about me...

...infact I greeted her that very same morning and she didn't ignore me... she actually responded...

(10:36:51) (@sabrina``) lo theluggage
(10:38:46) (@theluggage) hello
(10:39:32) (@sabrina``) how u doing theluggage
(10:39:37) (@sabrina``) work or pleasure
(10:39:41) (@theluggage) tired, but well

....this is what happened later on that day...it's not funny but it's painful for me to sit there and watch it...this is a quakenet log...I just want to let you all know that not everything that happens here is fun & games...

let me set this up for you....
*the previous night ...I was chatting with a friend I hadn't seen in awhile and this one person 'Miel' who really hates me ...banned me just for chatting with him ...her kickban message was this ...kick: (sabrina`) was kicked by (Miel) (plenty of other channels to play in...and you're annoying me ‹1›)

the next day, late in the afternoon ....one of the ops found it unjust what she did and unbanned me ......I rejoined and minutes later this is what happened....

(17:31:19) (@Miel) awww man..who unbanned the cunt.. ? lol
(17:31:24) (@Miel) hi guys ^_^
(17:37:51) • @Miel bops MW over the head with a flower
(17:37:58) (@Miel) did u unbann her .. ? :P
(17:38:02) (@TheLuggage) rofl
(17:38:05) (@MrWolf) just as long tis not a Wallflower
(17:38:06) (@TheLuggage) yeah right
(17:38:15) • @Miel huggles luggy in a carryon kinda way
(17:38:35) (@TheLuggage) kinky
(17:38:39) (@MrWolf) who me?
(17:38:44) • @TheLuggage licks Miel in a honey kidna way

(17:38:47) (@TheLuggage) well...you too
(17:39:02) (@Miel) \o/
(17:39:33) (@Miel) anyway..i don't get it..why would she want to hang in a place where noone likes her..it's a little pathetic..
(17:39:51) (@TheLuggage) meh
(17:40:00) (@MrWolf) pathetic is an understatement
(17:40:13) (@Miel) desperate >> ? :P
(17:40:21) (@MrWolf) lower still
(17:40:32) (@Miel) rofl...mmm sad ?
(17:40:44) (@MrWolf) amiba like lower
(17:40:46) (@Miel) i give up -_-
(17:40:57) (@TheLuggage) sad fucking twat with no bloody life and a hard on for making peopel's lives miserable...
(17:41:02) (@TheLuggage) :O
(17:41:06) (@TheLuggage) did I say that out loud >_<
(17:41:08) (@MrWolf) yesh
(17:41:10) (@Miel) ROFL
(17:41:13) (@MrWolf) something like that
(17:41:16) (@TheLuggage) I'm sooooo sorry
(17:41:27) (@MrWolf) someone parent must have gotten drunk to creeate that one
(17:41:32) • @TheLuggage turns off the bitter switch
(17:41:33) • @Miel hands luggy an irc award for best irc definition of a sad twat
(17:41:35) (@Miel) \o/
(17:41:41) (@TheLuggage) kk..I'm dond now
(17:41:43) (@TheLuggage) heh
(17:41:44) (@Miel) it's 24 carat :D
(17:41:49) (@TheLuggage) *done
(17:41:52) (@TheLuggage) oohh..shiny
(17:41:54) (@MrWolf) :D

I did a stupid thing after I saw that .. I .didn't want to tell them off in that channel so I pasted what theluggage said about me in a diff channel wanting her to explain it ...and this was her reply ........(17:49:56) (@TheLuggage) 1. don't drag stuff into other rooms. 2. I've told you my oppinion of you..it's no secret..

 ....I left that channel about an hour later....

The old me would have started something .....the changed me just fucked off....I've realized that this shit just ain't worth my tears anymore...........
Not that it still doesn't hurt ......just ain't worth fighting over ..........

* Sometimes it's best just to hold back the tears and go on with the day pretending you're ok.... lesson learnt ...time to move on ........*



Current Mood: blah
Friday, June 3rd, 2005
3:40 pm
<< I had the 'Power' for about 1 minute...argh ! >>
  (+Sabrina`) say that fast 4 times and they'll really respect you Ezazil
  (Ezazil) yes
  (Ezazil) yes
  (Ezazil) yes
  (Ezazil) yes
      —› mode: (whipsmart) sets (+b *!~rana@
      —› this (*!~rana@ ban affects (Ezazil)
      —› kick: (Ezazil) was kicked by (whipsmart) (Repeating (3r in 10s), 10m tempban! ‹1933›)
  (+Sabrina`) haha

  (+Sabrina`) YAY
  (Doic) hahahah sabri
  (Doic) lol
  (+Sabrina`) no @ but still have power lol
      —› mode: (whipsmart) sets (+b *!~badgirl@sabby.users.quakenet.org)
      —› this (*!~badgirl@sabby.users.quakenet.org) ban affects (+Sabrina`)
      —› kick: (Sabrina`) was kicked by (whipsmart) (no.. I have the power ‹1934›)
      —› unable to send message to (#Chat-World)

  (Doic) hahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhah
  (Doic) ylol
  (+Sabrina`) arg
  (Doic) :(
  (+Sabrina`) grrrrrr..........
  (@whipsmart) you'll get over it...

Current Mood: amused
Friday, April 29th, 2005
8:24 pm
To Insure Prompt Service (TIPS) uses the wrong "insure"
(+DeXXeH) dun do it nirrot
(+DeXXeH) its not werth it!
(@theluggage) DO IT MAN!!
(+miel) rofl
(+DeXXeH) NO
(@theluggage) GO ALL THE WAY!!!
(+DeXXeH) dun listen the drunken fewl
(+miel) do WHAT ?
(@theluggage) AND DON'T LEAVE A TIP!!!
(+DeXXeH) shes oriental ya bass
(@theluggage) nasty bitch gave you clap...she don't deserve the 15%...

Current Mood: NO TIP FOR YOU!!
Monday, April 11th, 2005
5:17 pm
Hee hee
[15:12] *** TheLuggage has joined #slackerz
[15:12] * TheLuggage grabs Morikins...swings him about on the dance floor... dips him then twirls him and lets him go like a top...then fluffles him and wanders off whistling innocently.
[15:12] *** TheLuggage has left #slackerz
[15:13] <@Roachie> ...
[15:14] <@Roachie> Mori, when the fuck did you become Rincewind?

Current Mood: amused
Sunday, April 10th, 2005
11:51 pm
The Talented Ass
[23:46:05] [@theluggage]: kept hitting enter by mistake...not sitting properly
[23:47:05] [@WhipSmart]: are you typing with your ass...?
6:28 pm
I smell a Lawsuit
(+DeathSyndrome) fuck, I just got my chin stuck in a glass
(+DeathSyndrome) brb
(@TheLuggage) ...
(@TheLuggage) ROFL
(+Sen_Slayde) lol
(+DeathSyndrome) bloody orangina
(@TheLuggage) that..was funny
(+DeathSyndrome) I was trying to lick the orange peel pieces off the side of the glass =|

Current Mood: calm
Saturday, April 2nd, 2005
7:29 pm
We think she may be drunk...

The scenario here is that tonita was drunk, but not admitting it. Whip had to leave as "a storm is brewing". Trogdor is Whip's bot and he had to leave IRC as well. I (aka deadnick) saved Trogdor's nick as some arse keeps trying to take it, and took the piss outta tonita a bit. Then...she made the mistake of trying to tell me a very lame joke. At the end the REAL Trogdor came back (Lappy486) as did Whip. Hilarity ensues

Kinda a long one...but quite funny :PCollapse )

Current Mood: devious
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